Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Urgent Email from Olmert

Got this by email a few minutes ago...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Ehud Olmert <pm@pmo.gov.il>
Date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 5:20 PM
Subject: urgent
To: Jameel Rashid <muqata@gmail.com>


From: PM Ehud Olmert

Greetings from Jerusalem

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to overseas account (30,000.000 NIS) Thirty million New Israeli Shekels from a prime Bank here in Israel. I want to ask you, if you are not capable to quietly look for reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future.

I am PM Ehud Olmert, presently the Prime Minister of Israel. Potentially in the course of an audit next week, it will be discovered that I have a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990, in which I regularly deposited envelopes full of cash. I discovered that with the audit next week, if I do not get this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The official owner of this account is my wife Aliza, a great artist and a resident of Jerusalem, who unfortunately never had any art skills, and it shows it what she produces.

While we would have claimed that the deposits were for artwork, no one believes that any more, as who would actually by her crap. No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it - yet.

The total amount involved is Thirty million New Israeli Shekels only [30,000.000.00 NIS] and we wish to transfer this money into safe foreigners account abroad. But while I know many foreigners who give me money, I don't know any foreigner who will keep their mouth shut; I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here, but to a foreigner who has information about the account, which I shall give to you upon your positive response. I am revealing this to you with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only person that I am contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, 50% will be for us while 10% will be for the expenses both parties may incurred during this transaction. PLEASE, TREAT THIS PROPOSAL AS TOP SECRET.

I look forward to your earliest reply

Best Regards,

PM Ehud Olmert

Jerusalem, Israel





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8 comments:

Gila said...

Oh, very, very nice. :)

Shimon said...

I love it! :-)

SuperRaizy said...

That is ingenious. Please, please send a copy of this to the Prime Minister's office.

RivkA with a capital A said...

LOL

so sad.... so true....

The back of the hill said...

OLmert is Nigerian?

Who knew?

By the way, one of my coworkers was planning to retire on this money - and two others asked her to adopt them.

That was before they looked up the exchange rates.

Now they're merely planning a nice vacation.

Gee a Moron said...

Olmert should simply announce that his prostate cancer is forcing him to retire and that he is moving to Nigeria to receive the best medical care possible.

YMedad said...

Giving you better coverage at my other blog

Anonymous said...

Jameel!
Your best ever!
David L, Elazar

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